Gentleman, are you having trouble approaching women? Having a hard time reading the signs once you’ve started seeing a woman? Want to impress her and are unsure of what to do or need date ideas?

I deal with hundreds of women on a consistent basis and have plenty at my disposal to help you gain a better understanding of what she’s about.

Ladies, are you unsure whether your new love interest is for real? Having trouble figuring out if he’s a player or genuinely interested?

I speak “Asshole” and can help you decipher what his intentions might be. I also have plenty of douchebags at my disposal that can help answer your questions. Along with how to behave to get the attention your looking for.

Are you having trouble getting into venues or dealing with the politics of the nightlife scene? Is there something you want to know more about? Feel free to send me any and all questions and I can provide insight from years of being involved in the scene.

I warn you now I am extremely blunt and honest. So don’t ask questions you don’t want unfiltered answers to.

Please send all your romantic queries or general questions about the nightlife scene via the form below. All questions can be completely anonymous and the best ones will be answered in a weekly column.